following the adventures, and non-adventures of a twenty-something, urban planning professional, Jesus-loving girl named a.ram

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Do you want to come over tonight and watch the 10 commandments?

so i was just browsing through my old scrapbook, reliving the good times when i came across a page labelled "Christian Pick-up Lines" and i just HAD to spill. be sure to share the story if you use one of the following. here are some of my favourites:

1. God told me to come and talk to you.

2. Need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.

3. The Word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry", how about dinner?

4. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!

5. Nice Bible.

6. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (obviously only dudes can use this one)

now this last one- i think it's quite funny, hope no one takes it too seriously :)
7. Oh, are you cold? Ecclesiastes 4:11

hahaha hope you enjoyed those.

1 Comments:

Blogger mechasa_kid said...

ever funny abby! i'll bet you use the last one a lot!

ps, get this: to find books in the old testament i have to sing parts of the old testament song. so i'll know what book comes after the one i'm looking for but not before.

9:52 p.m.

 

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